Bitcoins

Bitcoins are virtual currencies obtained thru mining, a process of solving complex math problems using computers. There is a finite number of them that can be mined, and the closer one gets to the last bitcoin, the more difficult it is to mine. Right now, each is worth $762.4, ridiculously much higher than the most valued currency on the planet! Bitcoins are created by a genius going by the name Satoshi Nakamoto. It was introduced in 2008, caught steam and became a hell of a storm. Satoshi Nakamoto has since then disappeared, perhaps now sipping margaritas somewhere in the Caribbean.  

Slick As A Whistle

Before the toilet paper were leaves and corncobs, and an assortment of such things. But if you want to be whistling your way out feeling fresh and clean, tug at that rope, the one that pulls in the cow for a good l**king?

Birds

They usually play around the 3-tiered cascade, but the bottom part where the pump is leaks, so the ones that hold water are the upper cascades where birds bathe and play for days. I usually let the fountain run for a couple of hours before turning it off but for days, the front yard's been uncharacteristically quiet. The birds are gone! It's been completely dewatered that's why, even the green algae has dried and became just a brown stain on concrete. I know just what to do. Now, where's that hose....

Multi-Hued

This gender frenzy doesn't easily die down which only adds spice to the Sochi Winter Olympics. But really, I think gender preference has transcended from being a moral issue to being a matter of personal choice. Are we back in the day when atheists were perceived as devil worshipers and American Indians has yet to attain person status? Gone are those days! But you can't really argue with the media especially if it's drawing a lot of attention from the impressionable general public. So instead, the Russian government used a different tack: No more talk. Lo and behold - the Rainbow Gloves.

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