Tuesday, December 11, 2012


When earth was hit by an asteroid it’s outer layer shattered becoming dust and rocks thrown in space that coalesced over time to form that which lords over the night sky. It controls the tides, inspire poets and makes romantics out of fools. Because it doesn’t spin, it keeps an eye on earth like a celestial bodyguard; when full the second time in a month, it's said to take on a blue hue; when directly overhead, you weigh slightly less; and Moon River the hit song is actually an allusion to a human body part – the butt crack!

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