Tiffany

Field Trip

Lombardi Ranch

While Sylvia (ranch hand) was lecturing the kids, Tiffany was dodging her hip with its massive head poking behind the iron fence. “She knows I’m the food girl. Here you go Tiffany.” And she fed her with corncobs. “Like human fingerprints, cowhide patterns are unique that makes Tiffany special right?” “A-huh.” They chorused. “She has not given birth yet so she is called a heifer, right?” “Uhuh.” “And Tiffany has a long tongue, rough like sandpaper to pull in grass and hay as it eats. Right?” “No! Felix said. “Look - so she can lick her nose!”
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