He
struggled and survived cancer, setup a foundation
to help others who have it then went for the impossible – won Tour De France 7 times! Who wouldn’t be
smitten? Ever since the first win he was accused of cheating and the accusations
kept coming but he fought and proved them wrong in every forum. Did he really? He?
Who’s a larger-than-life, against-all-odds victorious hero? But now it makes
sense: He’s rarely caught smiling on cam and he doesn’t mingle with riders other
than his teammates - because he’s a false champ who conned us all, this guy Lance Armstrong.
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Thursday, January 17, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Tight Like Skin
Ho Chi Minh
Vietnam
Hanoi, a northern
city near the China border has cold
winters while Ho Chi Minh in the
south has tropical weather, hot and humid. As I stepped out of the tarmac at Tan Son Nhat International Airport, the
air hugged me tightly like skin; it kept me in like clothing, warm and
comforting. I scanned the waiting area looking for a dignified diplomat in coat
and tie. Being the Philippines’ Honorary Consul-General in Ho Chi Minh, Gerry was surprisingly dressed casually in white shirt
and blue jeans. We shook hands as I started removing my winter coat. . “Welcome to Vietnam!”
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Saturday, January 5, 2013
Rite Of Passage
Xhosa
South Africa
Under
Xhosa tradition this rite of passage is more elaborate.
While the circumcision man was sharpening the knife with a rock, the boy sat on
a coconut under a guava tree whose leaves he chewed – to disinfect the wound. “Are you ready?” Before the boy could
answer, he lifted the foreskin, inserted the knife and in rapid succession
hammered it with a stick! “Spit on the
cut.” He did. And the pain, the hotness, and raw feeling it felt gave way
to a scream that has woken the entire neighborhood! That was my rite of passage. I was a man!
Thursday, January 3, 2013
As Tall As A Totem Pole
Hanoi
Vietnam
Since it’s the New Year, let’s go back to where I started writing about - Travel Stories. Now, one of the more interesting aspects of travel is local houses’ architecture. Hanoi for example has houses like Totem Poles, long and slender that can go up to 8th floor! That is, one room for each floor placed on top of the other! Kitchen and living rooms usually occupy lower floors, toilet the middle, while bedrooms the top. And when you reach the topmost floor, you will feel like planting a flag, a white cloth or something that flutters in the wind….
Vietnam
Since it’s the New Year, let’s go back to where I started writing about - Travel Stories. Now, one of the more interesting aspects of travel is local houses’ architecture. Hanoi for example has houses like Totem Poles, long and slender that can go up to 8th floor! That is, one room for each floor placed on top of the other! Kitchen and living rooms usually occupy lower floors, toilet the middle, while bedrooms the top. And when you reach the topmost floor, you will feel like planting a flag, a white cloth or something that flutters in the wind….
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Tuesday, January 1, 2013
2013
The past is gone.
And the future is now!
"What good may I do in it?"
Happy New Year!
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Saturday, December 29, 2012
Good Company
Let’s strip down to basics, forget who you are what
you do and where you’re from, and really engage in a conversation and have a
good laugh. It’s easy - especially when you’re having moonshine! T’was an interesting talk about horse racing, French
cooking and college football with Bill Adams. Now, Bill’s a successful
businessman in the automotive field, very successful, very rich, and a
descendant of two United States president John
Adams and John Quincy Adams.
Bill said, “Let me know when you’re down
to Vegas again, I’ll cook for you.” How cool is that….
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True Champ
Sometimes a true champ is defined by his own words: "I am more worried about being a good person than being the best football player in the world. When all this is over, what are you left with?" That's my man Lionel Messi who just broke Gerd Mueller’s 40-year-old record for most goals (85) in a calendar year.
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Friday, December 21, 2012
I Spy
Honestly around midnight? I was out in the cold staring at the night sky on a lookout for colliding stars and exploding skies. Silly.
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Apocalypse
It's 11:08PM, 20th December 2012 in Guatemala, barely a few minutes before Mayan Armageddon! What? Just in case, I love you all!!!
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Friday, December 14, 2012
King Tide
Sunset Beach neighborhood in Orange County was flooded yesterday when the sea swelled towards
the Pacific Coast highway. It's caused by
King Tides, which are exceptionally
high tides occurring when the sun and moon’s gravitational pull are in
alignment. Though predictable, it’s extremely dangerous and frightening if it
happens at night. As invisible tides slowly sweep through your living room,
imagine seawater lapping at your nose as you lay asleep because that’s exactly
what happened in Pangan-an Island in
the dead of night. The eerie silence was broken by people’s screams as their
beds are swept away towards the dark sea….
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