Remus and Romulus

Los Angeles

California

Remus (6yo) was teaching his brother Romulus (4yo) street smarts while burying and digging miniature pirates and indians in a sandbox. “After drinking, why do chickens look up to the sky?” Remus asked. Romulus answered, “Because they ask god why they can’t pee!“ “Very well.” said Remus. “And why do piglets keep their heads low as they follow their mother?” Romulus answered in the deepest booming voice he can muster while gathering all his might to kick the one-eyed pirate -“Because they are ashamed their mother is a pig!”
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